Kids Say the Darnest Things!

I am a librarian in an elementary school so I hear some of the most unintentionally funny things.  For example, while reading the book Rainbow Fish to the Rescue!, I asked students what might be something dangerous in the reef in the ocean.  A lot of students guessed shark, which is what I was looking for, but the best response was this:  "Mrs. Stanford, I think hell be at the bottom of the ocean!"  Wow, that would be quite dangerous and scary!  Keep in mind this was a kindergarten student!

I need to keep a journal for all the great stuff I hear from the students.  I bet I could write a book with it all!