I am a librarian in an elementary school so I hear some of the most unintentionally funny things. For example, while reading the book Rainbow Fish to the Rescue!, I asked students what might be something dangerous in the reef in the ocean. A lot of students guessed shark, which is what I was looking for, but the best response was this: "Mrs. Stanford, I think hell be at the bottom of the ocean!" Wow, that would be quite dangerous and scary! Keep in mind this was a kindergarten student!